Bellows Fire

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three women were sentenced for death, a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. a guard took the red head to the brick wall to be exicuted, the guard asked if she had any last words, she said no, then the guard commanded "ready..aim..--- and the red head yelled "earthquake" and eveyone threw themselves to the ground, and she escaped.
the guard then led the brunette to the wall, "any last words" he said, she replied no, then the exicuter commanded "ready...aim...----, suddenly the brunette yelled "tornado" and everyone looked for cover while she escaped, now it was the blondes turn, the guard put her against the wall and asked "any last words?" smiling she to said no, the exicuter shouted "ready...aim...---- and the dumb blonde bellowed "FIRE"!!!!

Lol. I should be offended by blonde jokes since I am blonde, but I just can't xP

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